David Simon for President

bestrooftalkever:

In honor of this amazing charity event, George and I have re-appropriated some of our favorite quotes from The Wire to reflect out enthusiasm.

“Come at the king with an air-propelled paintball gun, you best not miss”

“You cannot lose if you do not play paintball”

“Where’s Wallace? Where the fuck is Wallace? Huh? Huh? String? String? Look at me! Where the fuck is Wallace? HUH!? I don’t want this paintball-less motherfucker representing me.”

“It’s paintball, gentlemen. The Gods will not save you.”

“A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the shit that happens while you’re waiting for paintball and it never comes.”

“Let them know Marlo play paintball with any motherfucker — Omar, Barksdale, whoever. My name is my name!”

“I’m just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass paintball gun.”

“If it’s a lie, then we play paintball on that lie.”

“They screw up, they get beaten. We screw up, we get a pension and a $30 gift certificate to Shootz to Kill:Paintball Extreme.”

“You still don’t get it, do you? This ain’t about your money, brah. Your boy gave you up. That’s right. And we ain’t had play paintball with his ass neither!”